Your Super Bowl Par-Tay Playlist
This will drive a small but vocal segment of America inexplicably mad, but as a public service, we hereby present a playlist for your Super Bowl party—or in our case, our Super Bowl Par-Tay-Tay. With almost 300 songs to her credit, Taylor Swift has certainly written one to fit most any situation that arises in the game. So here ya go: whatever happens on the field, here's a song to cue up to meet the moment:
(As lifelong Green Bay Packers fans and shareholders, this would be a lot easier if Jordan Love had led our Pack to the Big Game. We'd just play "Love Story" over and over again. Sadly, that track is glaringly absent from this suggested soundtrack.)
Your team falls behind early? Shake It Off
Game is scoreless? Blank Space
Fight on the field? Bad Blood
Fumble? Mine
Intercept the ball? You Belong With Me
Unsportsmanlike conduct? Look What You Made Me Do
Coach goes ballistic over a bad call? You Need To Calm Down
QB doesn't see a wide open receiver? I Forgot That You Existed
100-yard kickoff return? Untouchable
49ers score lots of points? Gold Rush
Flagged for pass interference (Defensive back's version)? Innocent
Flagged for pass interference (Receiver's version)? You All Over Me
Flip in momentum? Everything Has Changed
Pulling away in the lead? Out of the Woods
Holding? Invisible String
Score a touchdown? Seven
Kelce scores a TD? How You Get the Girl
TV shows Tay-Tay in the Kelce family box? ME!
Get away with a penalty but on the next play you turn the ball over? Karma
Roughing the Passer? I Did Something Bad
Score the most TDs in the game? The Man
Run away from all the tacklers? Daylight
Man to man coverage? You're On Your Own, Kid
Your Coach makes a genius play call? Mastermind
Somehow escape a sure sack? Safe and Sound
Get sacked by Nick Bosa? I Knew You Were Trouble
Another fight between players? Sparks Fly
Skycam shot of both teams lined up? 22
Awesome TD dance? Style
Deliver a powerful tackle? Fearless
Offense moves inside the 20? Red
Kicker missed a long field goal? This Is Me Trying
Offensive line keeps the QB from getting sacked? Clean
One-sided, terrible game? Is It Over Now
Game comes down to one last play? 'Tis The Damn Season
Your team loses? Cruel Summer
Lose on a last second field goal? Would've, Could've, Should've
Win a Super Bowl ring? Bejeweled
Your team wins in a blowout? Wildest Dreams
Celebrate too long after you win? Champagne Problems
Chiefs win AGAIN?? The Last Great American Dynasty